- Posted by: Chris
- On: 09,11,08
Affiliate Marketing goes back to Pen and ‘Paper’…
Slightly late in posting this, mainly because I have just finished uploading a year’s worth of photo pictures to my computer at long last (as my facebook friends will unfortunately know!).
Back in September Existem-am and DGM both jointly sponsored the match ball at the Plymouth Argyle v Norwich match, which aside from the hospitality, stadium tour and alcohol that came as part of the package, Mark also had the chance to write a bit of ‘spiel’ about existem-am to be featured in the programme.
Can you spot the mistake?
Clue - Pay Per Performance?!
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Haha. Going for the typo perhaps?
Also sowing signs of schizophrenia by the looks of things… “his and his business’s support “ :)
Paul.
Haha. Going for the typo perhaps?
Also showing signs of schizophrenia by the looks of things… “his and his business’s support “ :)
Paul.
I thought that too Paul.
But is it that Existem has been in business over two years? It depends which part of the business?
p.s. don’t ask me spelling questions!
HI Guys
Yeah this was sponsored by Existem Affiliate Management and DGM, so 2 years is right, however it will teach me to read something to someone on the phone and not check before it is printed.
But we now have an office full of Paper and if you need any please let me know…lol
We have a fine selection of paper which is high performing, in a variety of thicknesses and weights.
If you need help getting your paper to perform please let us know!
Ha ha ha! This typo kept us all amused for ages!
Hannah
As a rival paper performance provider, I just thought that I’d add that our paper is available in glossy or matt.
Sorry to hijack
We do the following;
* Bank paper
* Banana paper
* Bond paper
* Book paper
* Construction paper/sugar paper
* Cotton paper
* Electronic paper
* Fish paper (Vulcanized fibres for electrical insulation)
* Inkjet paper
* Kraft paper
* Laid paper
* Leather paper
* mummy paper
* sandpaper
* Tyvek paper
* Paper towels
* Wallpaper
* Washi
* Wax paper
* Wove paper
* Coated paper: glossy and matte surface
If there is something in this list of high performing paper you want, we can get it!
sand paper?
Lee, we can definitely provide Sand paper, of various grades, unlike the tatty paper I hear that Existem are pushing at the moment.
Ours is that green stuff that the pros use.
Never has been Paper View been so exciting. £10 monthly subscription to watch wallpaper on the telly.
We are currently considering branching out into sugar paper and tracing paper.
For all you sandpaper needs you should see our sandpaper performance website. We have a separate company for that.
Tee hee ;)
“Never has been Paper View been so exciting. £10 monthly subscription to watch wallpaper on the telly.”
Also called Rugby League! ;-)
Any toilet paper?
With you paper performance marketing, does that include paper click?
:o)
Reminds me of a CV I received, from a candidate with experience of “Adwords paper clip system”
Hannah Swift on Nov 10 2008 commented:
We do the following;
* Bank paper
* Banana paper
* Bond paper
Hope I am getting residual from that one :)
@Graham - Yes we do have paper click specialists in house who offer a variety of ways to increase the performance of your paper clicking. Paper clicking is an art form and and when performing well can produce some great results.
As for toilet paper, we supply only the highest performing bog rolls on the market. Those scratchy ones in public toilets do not perform well. You will fin that in some places we have taken poor performing loo rolls and worked hard with them to increase the performance and are now of the standard you will find in any fine Water Closet. (some even have small puppies embedded on them)
Paper management - Are Existem also known as the Wernham Hog of Bristol?
Its about time someone did an ebook on how to promote your website with paper performance, paper view and paper clip.
You’d only need 0.005% of the world who don’t know what is really going on to subscribe, to net a tidy revenue ;-)
You guys have some serious competition in your new market area.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/335995/extreme_origami/